Everybody drew lots for Secret Santa and you just happened to get the most annoying person in the office. In this situation, the best course of action is to give a gift that is not really a gift at all. Something like a cheap frog that glows and croaks rhythmically to ambient sound and music when plugged into a USB port.
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Here’s something you probably never thought you’d say: “I spent $98 on a glazed sculpture of a frog regurgitating a man’s head”. Thank you, weird contemporary art!
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At the first sign of movement, this garden frog decoration will let out a “sexy woo-woo” whistle—harassing you, your husband, your children, your friends, the dog, the cat, large rodents…whatever. Sufficed to say, he has problems.
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Throwing the Splat Frog against the wall turns him into a “thin smear of his former self.” But don’t get too comfortable in your victory. Splat will regain his former shape before your eyes—kind of like the T-1000.
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