Just because you hate fruit doesn’t mean you can’t find a suitable place for it in your home. You can always impale it with this candle holder and watch it rot away by candlelight while you eat Ding Dongs and Ho-Hos. Then at the very end you can finish it off by yelling “And take your friggin’ vitamins with you!”
Product Page: ($24, currently on sale for $21.60)
If you are looking for an inconspicuous bluetooth device for your phone, this is not it. But if you are looking for a piece of fruit that is able to be used as a handset for your bluetooth phone then you have come to exactly the right place. A peach or a cluster of grapes just could not have the same effectiveness as this banana handset. You’d look just plain silly holding a peach up to your ear.
Product Page ($17.70)
If all your doctor can tell you is that an apple a day can keep him away, then I choose this Wooden Bottle Opener Apple. I may not get much nutrition from the apple itself, but I will get plenty of empty calories from all the beers I will be opening. Honestly, that sounds like the best apple you could have.
Product Page ($17.95)
Want to store your fruit in a bunch of resin bananas attached to an upside down condiment cup shaped thingy? Well, here’s an example which is made from 100% resin and is actually cast from real honest-to-goodness bananas. Plus it allows you to take home some of that much coveted grocery store produce section charm. Who wouldn’t want to to duplicate that ambiance in their kitchen?
Product Page: ($120)
Take a healthy food group and turn it into a tool of your debauchery with just a quick twist. The Shotcarver will turn any piece of fruit into a shot glass.
Product Page ($11.99)
The term “banana hammock” usually sends chills down everyone’s spine, maybe men even more so than women. So it is interesting that there is a banana hammock out there that will delight both sexes without the awful visual that the term brings to mind. This one will store your fruit safely off the counter in a comfortable looking little hammock. Just to avoid any confusion, sticking to the term Fruit Hammock may be the words you should remember.
Product Page ($19.99)
There are unique wrist supports and unusual screen cleaners. There is really no reason to buy both when there is a single product out there that can solve both problems. One slice of watermelon can help you to avoid carpal tunnel and have your screen sparkling clean at all times. The fact that it reminds you of summer is not a bad thing either.
Product Page ($12)
Throw this nice little television in a kid’s room or the kitchen, either way it is a bit easier to hide if you don’t like electronics as a decoration. When closed it is fairly inconspicuous, when open you can blast sound out the 2W speakers, one in each door. The rubber leaves and rubber stem add to the authenticity. They should add a VGA port so you could use it as a computer monitor, albeit a low resolution one.
Product Page (£389.99 , about $780)
Friends: Asylum• Fosfor Gadgets• Geek Girl Diva • Geeks Are Sexy• Obvious Winner• TechEBlog• Technabob• Uber-Review•
