An apron with inflatable boobs would be the perfect gift for a guy with a sense of humor that enjoys grilling. Just don’t be surprised to find him playing with his titties when he thinks no one is looking.
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Start each month of right with 12 doses of sexy buttcrack. Who can resist “the plumber,” “the cable guy,” and “the fat guy at the pool?”
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On the outside Fifi and Ken appear to be the model teacher and businessman, but on the inside they hide a sexy secret. Four sexy secrets to be exact. You can get Ken “The Gimp” pictured above or Fifi “The Dominatrix” pictured after the break. Both are hand painted and the colors are completely customizable.
We have come across some truly weird sex toys over the last week or two, including the the oral sex snorkel, vagina foot, and the male chastity belt, but all of these pale in comparison to the Middle Finger Vibe. I doubt that someone would actually use this thing – but the way I see it, giving this to someone you hate would be a really funny way to say “go fuck yourself.”
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I can’t tell you how many times I have looked to the wisdom and guidance of bacon in an hour of need. Just one spin and all shall be revealed. And if that doesn’t work, you could always try asking zombies.
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If you know two dried up old bats that still giggle and fondle each other in public – I’m sorry. On the one hand it is a beautiful thing to see an old married couple that still has passion for one another. On the other hand, no one needs to see some dude grab a handful of his wife’s withered ass cheek on the beach.
That having been said, if you do know a couple like this, we have the perfect gift idea for you.
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So let’s say that you are running from the police with guns and drugs in your car, a body in the trunk, and a kidnapped prostitute in the passenger seat. You’ve done some serious sinning my friend! Unfortunately, your situation means that you don’t really have the time to seek salvation. That’s where this Wash Away Your Sins Lip Balm can help. It’s cheap red wine flavor offers absolution for those on the go!
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This Squished Animal CD Holder is just the kind of product that we love to write about here at Nerd Approved. It’s fun and bizarre with a touch of stupid.
Available in cow, pig, and chicken versions. Collect them all!
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When the shit really hits the fan, sometimes you just have to wonder what would a zombie do? Moan, devour flesh, congregate, hunt the living – this thing has all the answers.
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There is something about putting beer into a moving object that seems to interest everyone. This one doesn’t have any kind of remote control to it. Just drop in a beer and it motors across the table or bar. It has sensing circuitry to stop it before it goes over the edge. The most fun will probably be when the sensing circuitry wears out, because you know it can’t last for too long.
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