Anti Masturbatory Gum: Save The Kittens People!
Dammit - If that’s true I have killed a lot of kittens.
This comical anti-masturbatory gum comes in three different fruit flavored styles: Every Time You Masturbate God Kills A Kitten, I Love My Penis, and Handz Off.
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Octopus Massager
This type of massager is all over the place, but not with the octopus head on it. Something about being massaged by an octopus just makes it that much better. Maybe not more relaxing, but definitely more fun.
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Vinnie’s Tampon Case: Know Your Flow
If there is one thing a 50’s greaser stereotype knows it’s a woman’s period. Vinnie is strong yet sensitive - the kind of guy that would walk around with a pack of cigarettes rolled up in his shirt sleeve - except in his case it would be a box of tampons.
Each case comes with a [...]
Inflatable Sandals
Do you really hate people that come over to your house and drag their dirty shoes everywhere? Make life easy on yourself with the Inflatable Sandals. They come in bulk for a pretty low cost, so get a dozen pair and make your friends wear them when they show up. You can keep your house [...]
Tissue Butler
Keep some spare toilet paper in your bathroom with style. This butler holds one roll and stores another under his hat. You can’t blame the poor guy for holding his nose, you wouldn’t be too thrilled being consigned to spending your life in the bathroom.
In any case, get the functionality you need and some amusement [...]
Lick Sigmund Freud’s Head
That’s right, you heard me - now you can lick Sigmund Freud’s watermelon flavored head. You’ve gotta love that.
Plus, the product site explains that the “subtle contours” of Freud’s head make for a fun lollypop sucking experience. I wonder what Freud himself would have to say about the psychological implications of all this.
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Jock Wraps: Coaster and Marker
Beside giving your drink some much needed support, this Jock Wrap will also uniquely mark your drink. There will probably not be two people outfitting their drink with a jock strap, so you should be safe. It will also act as a coaster that is attached to your drink for convenience. They come in a [...]
Booby Water Gun
What’s better than a water gun shaped like boobs? How about a water gun shaped like boobs that features dual nipple squirting action? That’s right, the water shoots out of both nipples. How awesome is that?
Fill it will milk for added hilarity.
Product Page ( $7.99 )
Wiener Dog Accent Lamp
If you dig lamps that are as bizarre as they are hideous, Lucky The Dachshund ( Wiener Dog ) Accent Lamp will definitely fit the bill.
“The textured amber glass torso of this happy pup glows while an inquisitive muzzle points up as if to ask what the next adventure will be. Antiqued brass finish on [...]
Novelty Rude Socks
I have to admit, I find the whole concept of sexually explicit socks funny on a lot of levels.
Choose from four hilarious styles.
Product Page ( £5.95 or $12 )
