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Since we still have a day to squeeze in those last few Halloween related products, here’s a skull chair, spine lamp and what appears to be a brain ottoman, which must have been removed from the skull in order to make way for ass. I guess it could also be an intestine cube, but who cares? Either way you’ll have a place to put your feet up.
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As if resting your ass on a couch shaped like a casket is strange enough, you can get these in a variety of designs to help heighten the weirdness, from the “Medical Examiner” to the “Pink Panther”. Plus for those who find the idea of sitting on a cow coffin couch too “sane”, they also do custom work. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
This hardwood and glass Alumina table doesn’t need lamps or candles to set a mood, it features built in LEDs that can be set to stay on a specific color or transition through a range of colors. These lights shine through a pane of Opticlear glass that has been etched with a bamboo pattern. Measures H 44.5 x W 56.5 x D 86.5 cm.
Product Page (£2195 or $3588)
I wouldn’t worry about tainted pork with this pig bench given the fact that its other white meat is actually made of metal. However, your choices in home decor are quite alarming.
Product Page ($350)
These metal whales may not be white, but they are certainly not going anywhere trapped in that Lucite ice block end table. If the price is any indicator, they may not leave the warehouse either.
Product Page ($5,100)
Sitting on your ass with your feet up certainly won’t get you a cab in N.Y.C. Unless your feet are resting on one of these bizarre Taxi ottomans that is.
Product Page ($550)
If every waking second of your life is spent listening to rockabilly music, driving hot rods and covering everything you own with flames and pairs of dice, you are the perfect candidate for this engine coffee table, designed specifically to get people like you to part with $2,900. With it’s carburator and brass knuckle center piece and soft black leather covering adorned with tattoos, this is one coffee table you can bring home without feeling like a huge pussy.
Product Page: ($2,900)
Let’s say these chairs are only offered in the numbers 0,2 & 8, as they appear to be. If you’re sitting in “0″, you’re the master of ceremonies and can do no wrong. If you’re in the #2 chair, you’re an important friend and confidant, but still a distant second to “0″. And the only person uncool enough to be sitting in the number 8 chair is me the person who was accidentally invited or only needed to fill out a room. If you’re in that chair prepare for a night of crippling humiliation.
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Bring home a little piece of Greek Parthenon style with this “Andorra-4 Series ” furniture and you’ll finally have a piece of home decor worthy enough to display your prized collection of gas station crystal knick knacks and limited edition commemorative Elvis plates.
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When you get home you know you shouldn’t leave your crap lying around on Mom and Dad’s furniture, how many times have they warned you? But since you have to maintain your reputation as a jaded ass, you can’t just give in to those demands willy nilly. After all, that would compromise your image, and we just can’t have that. In the spirit of harmony, we offer these chair coat hooks as a solution. You can use these and still technically be leaving your garbage on a chair, keeping your rebel status intact and your parent’s furniture junk free. Now everyone’s a winner.
Product Page: (18.00 €, or about $23)
