Mermaid End Table is Tacky, Weird…Arousing
We have seen dragon end tables and skeleton end tables, but nothing quite compares to this mermaid end table and its special blend of weirdness and confusing sexuality. Is it wrong to be attracted to an inanimate mythical creature? Yes, yes it is. We already learned that the hard way (NSFW link).
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Skeleton Table: That’s a Fine Way to Treat Your Ancestors!
This “Ancestor” Skull Table gives us a glimpse into what Hell must be like. Condemned to a life of servitude where you must hold up Satan’s beer and remotes for an eternity.
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A Chair Fit For an Anti-Diva
The Antidiva Micama Chair is a versatile piece of furniture crafted by some of the best designers in Italy. The product specs are a bit confusing, but it appears that the outer cover can be in fabric or leather and the chair can be filled with a material of your choosing. It looks like it [...]
Pirate Ship Bed For Spoiled Rich Kids Makes Me Jealous
If you thought the Space Shuttle Bunk Bed was cool, get a load of these custom made Pirate Ship Themed Beds. Features included a play “aft” deck with working helm, forward deck with sail, walking plank, four cannons, wooden anchor, working brass portholes, wake up brass bell (optional), captain’s quarters in twin or double full, [...]
Fully Functioning Drum Table Makes For a Musical Meal
Oddly enough, this 40-inch rosewood table “is not designed to be played” but it “is fully functional as a drum.” I’ll tell you one thing right now, if I have a big ass drum as a table, I’m gonna play it all damn day Matthew McConaughey style—high and butt naked. Also available in a 30-inch, [...]
Fill Your Own Grocery Bag Chair
After a visit to the grocery store I am always faced with a dilemma: what should I do with all of these leftover plastic bags? Generally, I keep a few to use around the house, but the rest probably ends up in some landfill doing horrible things like killing our environment and choking bald [...]
Doggie Den
The sellers of the Dogie Den are trying to tell you that this is a nice little table that allows you to keep your pets nearby. That is, if you want your pets in a doggie prison. I am not sure why they need to be locked up to be kept near you, doesn’t that [...]
3 Pieces of Furniture For Major Medieval Nerds
If you are the kind of person that attends Renaissance festivals and enjoys wearing chainmail as a fashion statement, chances are you are a virgin would enjoy decorating your home with sculptural furniture like the “Subservient Dragon”and “Lord Langton’s Castle” glass-topped tables. Or perhaps you would like to feel all bad ass sitting in [...]
One Night Stand Costume
If you want to be the clown of the party, then this costume is something you just have to look at. “One Night Stand”? It is simple enough to understand, even for those that have to decide on a costume after a fifth of Jack. You may be thinking that Halloween is too far [...]
The Carrot Dresser
I am not sure if I would feel better about giving this as a gift to a small child I may have, or my vegan friend. Either way they will have a piece of furniture that will be unlike that of anyone else ( I just can’t look at this without thinking of Bugs Bunny).
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