That one friend who always checks out what you have to eat or drink as soon as they show up can be pretty damn annoying. This fake Refrigerator Lock Up should look real enough to keep them out while you have easy access (the two shackles are actually magnets).
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This is not just a black piece of plastic like it appears. This is a Wrong Number Generator. Attach it to someone’s phone line and when they try to call a number, it will actually dial a different number. It has both a phone plug connection and spade connectors so you can either connect it inline with the phone or somewhere much harder to find.
Think of how much you could annoy someone with this thing. To make it even more of a nuisance, it will let the actual number be connected 25% of the time. Just to throw them off.
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I personally did not care who won the Chargers-Colts playoff game last week, but it still seemed like the referees were trying to screw the Chargers. It is at times like that I wouldn’t mind having this Referee Stress Toy. After he makes a ridiculous decision, you can squeeze the throat and watch the cheeks turn red, eyes pop out, tongue hang out and limbs flail until he changes the decision. Yes, he absolutely would have gotten a workout last weekend.
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A gift for your grandparents that is a little too close to the truth for comfort. This may go without saying, but I will say it anyway. This product is for a single user only. I would highly discourage it’s use for entertaining guests. And I would hope that no one else would be interested in such entertainment as well.
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You may not have fond memories if you had a creepy uncle like this. But did your uncle sing macho man and having so many moving parts? Hopefully not, but this guy would be a great little bachelorette gift.
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If you want to be the clown of the party, then this costume is something you just have to look at. “One Night Stand”? It is simple enough to understand, even for those that have to decide on a costume after a fifth of Jack. You may be thinking that Halloween is too far away, but who says you have to wait for Halloween? Any day of the year is appropriate if you have something as funny as this.
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According to the product website, if you pony up £8.95 ($18.63), they will send a recipient of your choosing “the dirtiest, smelliest, crusty y-fronts we have in stock; full with a delightful aroma.”
Imagine getting paid to box up a bunch of skid mark ridden tighty-whities to send to some poor bastard as a gag gift. Now that’s a racket.
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