This vinyl condom package is a Life Saver in more ways than one. The Lifesaver-like packaging makes it good for a gag gift or a somewhat concealed means for carrying condoms around. And having five colored condoms around is never a bad thing.
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April fools (or the “asshole superbowl” as I like to call it) is a time where annoying people bask in the glory of a prank well pulled. Sure, they claim to be your friends, but when you take a fall they are right there with a camcorder and an open YouTube account. In order to protect yourself, you need to know your enemy. Take a good look the products after the break as they are some of the most annoying weapons in the pranksters arsenal. If you still get punked, just remember—a well placed kick can settle the score real fast.
Each Pet Dick is individually hand sculpted at the artist’s studio in NY. It includes kindness and care instructions as well as an artist signed, dated and hand numbered Certificate of Authenticity card. Because God forbid you get a Pet Dick that is not authentic.
Each Pet Dick comes with a ventilated “Pet Dick carrier and Spanish Moss bedding”.
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This is a great educational toy for your kid. Explain the scenario to him:
See if they can find the flaw in the plan. Once they have made their choice, they get to watch the whole Monty Python movie and find out if they are right.
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If you are looking for a little more motivation, these Ex-Wife Golf Balls will get your adrenaline flowing. There is no better way to hit the longest drive of your life than to picture that ex-wife who is living in your old house. A couple Ex-Wife balls are a lot cheaper than years of lessons.
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Do you really think that screwing with your baby’s head is the way to start his life out? Instead of just feeding that baby with a normal bottle you are going to give them this udder-like bottle? I think it is very amusing, but not sure that your child’s future mental health is worth the chuckle you get. But maybe that is just me.
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The Hillbilly Desk Calculator is ideal for the mathematically challenged. It will save you a ton of time, no more having to take off your shoes and socks to count toes. It will also save your co-workers from having to smell your fungusy feet.
For those on the go the Hillbilly Pocket Calculator has you covered.
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Men always check for a woman’s availability by checking the ring finger. With the Viag-Ring the ladies’ can now check for whether the men will be ready when the time comes. How else can the ladies’ be sure to avoid a late night let down?
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Fishing around floating logs are usually good spots to find fish, but I am not sure this particular log is going to be attracting many fish. And that would probably hold true even if this “floater” was not artificial. It does seem to hit the sweet spot of what fisherman may be amused by.
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New Year’s Eve may have been two days ago, but I would bet that there are a number of people whose heads are still a bit woozy from overindulgence. Get yourself a package fo Brain Floss and clear out the cobwebs. It looks like the guy on the packaging is still feeling the effects as well.
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