The Nicotine Patch seems to be helping you with not smoking. Now it is on to your chocolate addiction. Just take the chocolate patch, apply to tongue and the craving should subside. If not, repeat.
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Insta-Poop gives you quality turds right when you need them. Just shake and spray for a loaf you can be proud of. It makes for a great gag, but it would be even better if it were edible. Think about it.
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While golf season may be about over, at least in the northern areas here in the States, Christmas is just around the corner. And while some men are notoriously hard to buy for, golf accessories will always work. That is where the Three Stooges Talking Head Covers come in. A little humor to break the tension at the normally uptight country club and best of all they talk when you touch their nose. It may get tiresome quickly, but the golfer doesn’t know that when they open it as a gift.
And if you really care about actually using them, they do fit today’s monstrous 460cc heads.
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Anyone can cut a paddle out of a piece of wood that can be used for those birthday spankings. But has anyone else added a pen to said paddle so that each paddler can sign their name? Why do others find it so difficult to innovate?
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My first thoughts on seeing Fake Ice was not it’s use in displays or for photography, though that is how they advertise the product. I think messing with that hypochondriac seems like a much better plan. Even if you can make him believe for one minute that he has lost his sense of hot/cold, it will be worth the small cost of this ice. Your choice of cubes or broken/melted ice.
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This darkness activated sound box plays an irritating mosquito buzzing sound whenever the lights are out – which means that you would have a real hard time finding it unless you were fumbling for it in the dark. Turnabout is fair play though – once you do find it, look for a nice dark place to hide it again. Like your friend’s anus.
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No chicken will put fear into most men like this one will. Any man is willing to brag about measurements, but don’t give him a fair measuring device like this one. You’ll probably hear a lot of talk about cold water and shrinkage.
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When is turd humor not funny? Never as far as I am concerned. I am thinking this is a perfect gift for that know-it-all older brother. It will perfectly illustrate the difference in how he sees himself and how others see him.
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You know your golf game needs help. Everyone you play with needs help with their game. I can’t think of anyone that doesn’t need some. The Parscription Golf Ball Set is meant to offer you some relief. Beside the prescription bottle, it comes in a white pharmacy bag with realistic labels to complete the look. A small price to pay if you can get anything out of it.
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Help out those in you circle of friends who are so anal retentive it drives you crazy. The Tidy Butt Enema for the Anal Retentive will loosen them up. As they say, the pre-lubed tip will be perfect for the “end-user”.
You would hope that just receiving this wonderful gift would give them the idea to clean up their act, but it is more likely they will need a second dose.
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