Life or Death Playing Cards: Smoking and Drugs Are Bad, Gambling A-Ok
Each card in these standard 52 card decks features macabre illustrations to go along with a fact or a statistic about why you should not smoke or do drugs. Apparently, the manufacturer felt that becoming a gambling addict is a small price to pay to kick your nasty chemical dependencies. Available in Life, Death on [...]
Batman:The Dark Knight Joker Poker Set
As I am sure you have heard, The Dark Knight opens today. While it may technically be all about Batman, we all know that Heath Ledger’s Joker is going to steal the show. Speaking of stealing, you can use this Joker Poker set to take money from friends and strangers alike. While they are mesmerized [...]
Violin Casino and Gaming Sets: The Answer to All of Your Financial Troubles
Gas prices getting you down? Bill collectors knocking at your door? Have a raging meth addiction to feed? I have an answer to all of your troubles my friend…and it is called gambling. These two violin gaming sets will help get you started. The first is a straight-up casino set featuring roulette, blackjack, poker cards [...]
Texas Hold’em Table Buisness Card Holder: Hustle Farsighted Co-Workers
This miniature Texas Hold’em poker table features a miniature deck of cards, chips, and dealer button - so you can actually play a round or two while at work. If you decide to pick this up, keep in mind that the farsighted and fat fingered make for the easiest prey.
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Royal Flush Teapot
A great gift for anyone you know who lives for gambling. It is not ideal because there is no way to bet on it, but at least they feast their eyes on the elusive royal flush every time they go to make their tea in the morning. Not sure how something as shady as gambling [...]
Working Jackpot Lamp Shines A Light On Your Gambling Problem
A Working Slot Machine Lamp would be a fun accessory for any den or game room - just remember that gambling addiction is a serious problem. At first you just stick a few nickels in the lamp, but before you know it you’ve lost your house, your kids, and your wife is sleeping with your [...]
