game controller

Kids chew on things. It’s especially common for babies to gnaw on whatever’s handy when their teeth are coming in. Rather than risking your kid chewing on your actual game controllers, present this cleverly named wooden controller to your offspring. The Ninteetho was made to be chewed upon; it’s made from Canadian maple and finished with a baby safe beeswax polish.

Teething on a wooden toy probably won’t encourage your child to eat bark later in life. Probably.

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x-cool calculator

Unfortunately, Math: The Video Game has a serious uphill battle ahead of it. On the other hand, the X-Cool calculator might come in handy as a gaming training aid that you can practice with at school or at the office.

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