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This Five Finger Fillet Knife set has everything you need for a kitchen knife game. The storage block is shaped like a log and the hand on top will give you a good way to practice your knife skills without putting your delicate fingers at risk. With this knife set containing five knives and there only being four spaces between the fingers, that last knife is bound to catch some piece of flesh.
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While the head from the animal you just took down in your hunting adventure is out being mounted you can use this game trophy shaped cutting board to slice up its freshly cooked meat. You may not be able to mount that tasty loin, but you can certainly admire it while it is being carved.
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This game is supposed to be fun because one partner will be laying on the sheet while the other has to dance to the instructions. Supposedly the moves they are forced to perform will all be a turn on. Of course it could also lead to one person being injured by their partner’s not so coordinated dancing or a sight that is just not pretty. Come to think of it, there is probably an 80% chance of that based on the lame moves you see the large majority of people trying. Some call it public dancing, I think it looks more like public humiliation.
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The pieces of this chess set will glow with wirelessly powered LED’s any time they are placed on the board. The set has two uses for the LED lit men. First, if you are playing in low light conditions there will still be no problem analyzing your next move. Plus, when you take out one of your opponents and remove him remove the board, the light turning off is a perfect visual for the loss of another life.
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I have seen some pretty cool conceptual versions of a Battleship Drinking Game, but this is the first I have seen that is actually available to be purchased. The concept is very simple: if your opponent takes a shot at your ships and hits one, then you have to take that shot. Keep going until all ships are hit or your opponent has to make a place to sleep in the bathroom. To give the game that final touch of realism, each shot glass has a picture of a ship on it.
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Throw your line in, catch a fish and do what the fish instructs you, the game play of this Fishing Drinking Game couldn’t be simpler. It may be to try again, it may be to drink by yourself or with a friend, whatever it is you know that there will be some alcohol flowing.
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This isn’t your grandmother’s game of Bingo. This Drinking Bingo Game is about as simple as it gets: each player gets a colored shot glass and if that colored ball comes up then they drink. You have to figure a game of Drinking Bingo is not only simple, but quick. You couldn’t keep this drinking game going for longer than 10 minutes unless there were a bunch of cheaters playing.
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Want to extract germs and bits of God knows what from a waterfall of slimy puppy ooze? Well, apparently someone does, otherwise this “shocking sick puppy” game wouldn’t exist. The goal is to extract more bits than your opponent without letting the metal part of your tweezers touch the slime, or else you’ll get buzzed and lose a turn. Plus, once the game ends you can enhance the atmosphere of your home by displaying your new plastic buddy who drools and has a permanent dribble of snot peering out one nostril. Thanks, Japan!
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If you’ve ever tried to breastfeed your plants, it may be time to admit that you have a serious garden coddling problem. Why not channel all that extra energy into playing Tetris with their tetromino shaped pots? After awhile you may even forget there was anything growing in them; which means you’ll finally stop killing your plants with kindness and see those Perennials through to adulthood; or possibly subject them to Tetris induced neglect. Eh, it’s a start.
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Got a gift card to give? Get your asshole on by locking it inside this gift card vault. Now your loved one will have to earn that $5 savings at Taco Bell by skillfully navigating a metal ball bearing through a maze in order to unlock the interior chamber. After all, you don’t want them to start expecting free gifts just because it’s a holiday or the anniversary of their birth. That’s craziness.
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