We’ve featured zombie garden gnomes in the past, but this scene is a little more hardcore. It looks like they’ll be dining on pink flamingo for Thanksgiving.
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Angry garden gnomes guarding the front door would make me think twice before breaking into someone’s home. The presence of gun-toting gnomes means that the inhabitant is either crazy enough to make them or buy them. Either way. I’m not messing with them.
This army of combat gnomes was hand casted and painted by Shawn Thorsson. You can buy your very own and keep people like me out of your house.
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Rather than live a life of shame as a lowly garden gnome, this proud little elf was forced to commit “hara-kiri,” or ritualistic suicide. And he did it with a smile on his face.
Sad.
Creepy.
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