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Animal Hair Gardening For The Younger Generation

by Jonathan Fallon on November 5, 2009 · 0 comments

in Household, Misc. Weirdness

sproutletThese sproutlets will do two things for you. First they will allow you to enjoy Chia Pet-style gardening without the depressing grandma edge that came from commercials that had a $4 budget, ran during “Wheel of Fortune” and ended with the phrase “Available at Walgreens, Rite Aid, and other fine stores”. Secondly, you’ll have a fake duck giving you a perpetual look of gratification, as if to thank you for slowly and masterfully harvesting him a head of Vanilla Ice hair…Right On.

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Eggling Crack ‘N’ Grow: Compost Inspired Art

by Jonathan Fallon on March 30, 2009 · 0 comments

in Misc. Weirdness

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These porcelain eggling planters not only form an artistic ode to composting, but prove that inspiration for a product can be drawn from almost anything. There’s money to be made, people. If you had examined your compost heap in a creative manner, that cool $10.50 could have been in your pocket.  

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Vehicle Vases For the Rugged Nurturer

by Sean Fallon on December 17, 2008 · 0 comments

in Misc. Weirdness, Office Products

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You may be able to light a match on his face, and he may wear flannel in the summer, but deep inside that burly man beats the heart of a caring nurturer that want’s nothing more than to plant a few seeds and watch them grow. If that sounds like someone you know, these vehicle vases will make the perfect gift. Versions include: monster truck, camper, RV and 4×4.

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Duster D: The Pinnacle of Rugged Manliness

by Jonathan Fallon on October 2, 2008 · 0 comments

in Household, Misc. Weirdness

You may never be able to use your penis as a weapon or maintain a 50 to 200 year erection, but Duster D can. These planters are made from scratch, stand 12” tall and also have customizable hair and beard color, clothing, and even tattoos. You can turn Duster D into a stallion with a wang several feet long, or subject him to a life of shame with a pecker that’s less than an inch, all depending on the type of cactus you use. So increase your self-esteem or one-up nature, the choice is yours.

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Waterlogged Watering Can

by Jeff Chenkus on August 16, 2008 · 1 comment

in Misc. Weirdness

You want a labor saving device? Then how about a watering can that you can leave out in the yard. It’s log shape will look right at home with all the other yard waste that you haven’t quite found the time to clean up yet. In fact, it may look nicer than most of the other landscaping you have. For some reason plant care has a tendency to bring out some very odd products.

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