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The gas masks on this toilet paper are only good as a warning to the bathroom occupant following you. If the odor is really bad you could wad up a bunch of the tp and hold it over your nose to avoid the unpleasant smell. That’s as close as this roll will come to being a gas mask.
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Sure, you could go to the surplus store, buy an old gas mask, take it home and modify it for smoking—but that would actually require you to get up and do something. This version comes ready to roll right out of the box. Plus, it is delivered right to your door.
Product Page ($50)
If you have a tendency to choose your next conquest late at night and with a highly elevated blood alcohol content, this gas mask condom would be probably be appreciated by certain parts of your anatomy.
It is at those times that you must be reminded that this is a NOVELTY gift, and using this could lead to a sudden increase in the number of offspring you have around the country.
Product Page (£3.00, about $6)
