This miniature gas cylinder bank will save all of your change so you will have some money when summer grilling season comes around. Its true purpose as a bank is disguised with a little misdirection—unless a thief is jonesing for a quick smoke they won’t give the odd object labeled as a lighter a second look as they ransack your apartment.
Product Page ($11.69)
Judging from the product description, it’s obvious that nobody wanted to fess up to the fact that they’re selling a gas lighter that looks a lot like a phallus. However, it will come in handy if you want to produce a public awareness ad focused on preventing promiscuous sex. All you have to do is take this lighter and say “This is your penis” then set it ablaze and say “This is your penis on the clap….Any questions?”
Product Page: ($24)
Friends: Asylum• Fosfor Gadgets• Geek Girl Diva • Geeks Are Sexy• Obvious Winner• TechEBlog• Technabob• Uber-Review•
