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gas guard

The Gas Guard is designed to prevent fuel spills from wrecking your paint job, but it kind of looks like your car has a bib. Seriously, it should have a little lobster printed on the front. Of course, it won’t be long before you start saying things like “Here comes the airplane! That gas is so yummy huh? Oh, you spilled some…who’s Mommy’s little slob? Is the Honda Mommy’s little slob? Yeah, Honda’s Mommy’s little slob.”

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I can’t stand gas stations that don’t have pump levers that can be pinned into position. I also shudder at the thought of what kind of horrible germs could be lurking on pump handles in general. The Gas Gripper claims to solve both these problems by latching around the lever so you don’t have to. It even stores neatly around your cap for added convenience. Now that sounds like a product a hypochondriac can trust.

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