
If empowering yourself with the Diana Ross hit “I’m Coming Out” hasn’t given you the motivational lift you need to step out of the closet, it may be time to pick up an alarm clock designed specifically to get the ball rolling. In fact, you probably don’t even need to set it; just display the clock or its box somewhere where they can be seen and chances are that closet will vaporize in seconds.
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When you’ve had as many setbacks as the dark side, there’s simply no room for a “don’t ask don’t tell” policy.
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This Gaydar meter is perfect for those who are questioning their sexuality. Rather than stew over the question for weeks, just press the button and you get a quick answer. Unfortunately, that answer could be “Maybe”. At least it comes on a keychain so you can carry it around and check it later to see if the answer has changed to something more definitive.
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