
Straight from Aperture Science comes three groundbreaking interactive gels!
Get the blue Repulsion Gel to jump higher, the orange Propulsion Gel to run faster, or the white Conversion Gel to allow any surface to accept a portal.
Of course, Aperture was busy with other products and they kind of rushed this one out the door, so all the gels can really do is stretch, bounce, shatter and lift comics. Still, it’s the most advanced mystery compound on the market today!
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Watching the green gel drip out of this Nose Dispenser is pretty gross. And gross things are what young boys thrive on. So while you may not necessarily appreciate this shower accessory, the young men in the house will love it.
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Supposedly snail gel has a lot of healing properties that make it useful to restore skin and as an anti-wrinkle cream. So someone has gathered that gel and made a product out of it.
If you would rather use this gel than let a snail crawl across your face, you may be in the majority. I think if you want the healing properties, there is nowhere better to go than the source, though. You want snail gel, you get a snail.
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