The recipient will love the two bottles of wine you give them but will love the Santa Pants wine bag even more. They may actually pause for two seconds to admire it before tossing it aside to get at the alcohol.
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It’s like a more realistic Mr. Hanky. Yeah, this is a horrible gift, but it could be worse. Take solace in knowing that the person who gave it to you could have easily put a little Santa hat on an actual turd.
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These gift boxes will give you the best of both worlds. You get to see the look of total bewilderment as the recipient unwraps what appears to be a very odd gift. I mean, not everyone gets a Bacon Tuxedo on their birthday. They may be pleasantly surprised when they open the box and find a real gift. Or maybe they will be disappointed. Everyone loves bacon. Also available in a Gravy Fountain box, shown after the break.
Got a gift card to give? Get your asshole on by locking it inside this gift card vault. Now your loved one will have to earn that $5 savings at Taco Bell by skillfully navigating a metal ball bearing through a maze in order to unlock the interior chamber. After all, you don’t want them to start expecting free gifts just because it’s a holiday or the anniversary of their birth. That’s craziness.
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TV junkies can use this tin as a glasses case so that they can always have a remote nearby. You could also confuse a gift recipient by packing your small gift into it. They will probably think that the remote is just the first part of an awesome two part gift, but once they find out it is just a tin they will have to content themselves with whatever is inside, be that expensive jewelry or bacon gumballs.
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There is a very simple reason why these towel cakes are awesome. That is because there are way too many people you are expected to buy gifts for who you have no idea what to get. The answer is a Towel Cake. The towel is useful and the fact that it looks like a delicious dessert takes the tackiness away from gifting someone with a towel.
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It may not be the most elegant of wedding party gifts, but you have to admit that the wedding dress or tuxedo insulated bottle holder is a cool little gift. I would highly suggest you give these out prior to the wedding because there is no better time to have than these than the wild reception. No use in having a good party gift after the party is over.
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