Laid Back Monkey
Here you have a very laid back monkey. Does he move around? Does he talk? Is he some sort of electronic gadget? None of the above. He is just a laid back monkey, and a laid back monkey doesn’t do a damn thing.
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The Toothpick Bird
Just press down on the bird’s head and watch in awe as a toothpick slides out of the chamber right into his mouth. If a more useful product exists on this earth I have not seen it.
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Optimist’s Tape Measure
If you are on a diet and don’t seem to be getting anywhere, just let the Optimist’s Tape Measure make you feel a lot better. The tape measure will stretch so you can be that perfect 20 inch waist forever. Wife thin you need to lose some weight? Just stretch it a bit further an [...]
Electronic Rock Paper Scissors: Now That’s Lazy!
Even the product page thinks this thing is lame.
Believe it or not, the Electronic Rock Paper Scissors takes all of the guessing and all of the finger work out of the classic “rock, paper, scissors” game. In other words, the world’s easiest game just got a whole lot easier. It’s perfect for anyone who is [...]
