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Your typical ball marker in golf is a pretty tame affair, but these alien golf ball markers have a different way of marking it. Like your dog marks his territory, this alien is marking your spot on the green with a personal touch. Just look for where he left his mark to replace your ball in the correct spot. You can be pretty sure which ball marker is yours when you use this one.
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…the game “Teed Off” comes along. The objective is simple—get the golf ball on the tee. But, like the games you might find at a fair, that is probably easier said than done.
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Pray you never play golf behind a foursome making use of the Div Pro. Like other golf tools, it can fix divots, mark balls, clean the grooves on clubs and help to keep your grips in good shape—but it also has a couple unexpected features. It can hold cigars and puncture cans so you can shotgun beers.
Picture the guys in front of you laughing, smoking, drunk off their ass and hacking their way around the golf course. Will they let you play through? Of course not. You confront them, they don’t appreciate it, and the next thing you know you are teeing off on one of their faces with your driver. It happens all the time. Additional images are available after the break.
Your golfing buddies may wonder what you’ve been smoking when you step up to the first tee and use this bolt to tee your ball up. But that is just part of this Nuts About Golf set: you get 3 bolt tees, 1 nut ball marker and 3 Nuts About Golf golf balls. And if they had an inkling you were crazy when you teed off with a bolt, just wait till you put this ball marker nut down in their line.
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When the coffee is gone, the avid golfer will appreciate the dual function of this mug. The flat surface allows you to set it on the ground for some putting practice. Sure, your next drink may taste like balls, but at least this time it isn’t because that crazy IT guy teabagged your coffee again.
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This table is meant for every golfer who spends so much time the sand traps that having a sand trap built into a table at their home only makes sense. The tabletop has a nice carving of a green on the one side and the real sand filled bunker on the other. It can double as an ashtray if you find stubbing out lit cigarettes in it is the only way to feel better about yourself.
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Nothing like a dirty, old golf bag to store all your CD’s. With its vintage look and smelly shoes included, it will be just as at home in your garage as your living room. Depending on who else has input into the decision, the garage may be the only place it is allowed.
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Unfortunately your fancy new driver isn’t made from adamantium, so you may want to invest in a decent club cover to protect it. Wolverine should do the trick—plus his box office magic might rub off on your golf game.
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If your golf umbrella is only broken out about once a year, maybe you need to rethink lugging that single purpose product around all the time. While I would totally agree that an umbrella is a necessity, this Golf Target Umbrella will act as a training aid as well. Just open it up and set it on it’s side and you have a chipping target. There are pockets on the umbrella that will catch a perfect shot, all others will be neatly funneled down to the base of the umbrella. You will probably get more use out of this within two weeks than you would an average golf umbrella in two years.
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Nothing will make you want to get out of the office more than working with a Golf Club Head Mouse. All you will be able to think about is being out in the fresh air and sunshine smacking around real golf balls. The fact that it gives you hope of ever being away from work and out in the sunshine again is reason enough to get one. The included Golf Ball Mouse Pad will complete the illusion.
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