When the coffee is gone, the avid golfer will appreciate the dual function of this mug. The flat surface allows you to set it on the ground for some putting practice. Sure, your next drink may taste like balls, but at least this time it isn’t because that crazy IT guy teabagged your coffee again.
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This table is meant for every golfer who spends so much time the sand traps that having a sand trap built into a table at their home only makes sense. The tabletop has a nice carving of a green on the one side and the real sand filled bunker on the other. It can double as an ashtray if you find stubbing out lit cigarettes in it is the only way to feel better about yourself.
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Nothing like a dirty, old golf bag to store all your CD’s. With its vintage look and smelly shoes included, it will be just as at home in your garage as your living room. Depending on who else has input into the decision, the garage may be the only place it is allowed.
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Unfortunately your fancy new driver isn’t made from adamantium, so you may want to invest in a decent club cover to protect it. Wolverine should do the trick—plus his box office magic might rub off on your golf game.
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If your golf umbrella is only broken out about once a year, maybe you need to rethink lugging that single purpose product around all the time. While I would totally agree that an umbrella is a necessity, this Golf Target Umbrella will act as a training aid as well. Just open it up and set it on it’s side and you have a chipping target. There are pockets on the umbrella that will catch a perfect shot, all others will be neatly funneled down to the base of the umbrella. You will probably get more use out of this within two weeks than you would an average golf umbrella in two years.
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Nothing will make you want to get out of the office more than working with a Golf Club Head Mouse. All you will be able to think about is being out in the fresh air and sunshine smacking around real golf balls. The fact that it gives you hope of ever being away from work and out in the sunshine again is reason enough to get one. The included Golf Ball Mouse Pad will complete the illusion.
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Now this shotgun shell may not actually be live ammo, but no one else knows that. As long as you are putting with the plastic end as you would normally then no one will care. But start putting with the blasting cap end and you may get some very scared looks in your foursome.
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There is one great advantage to giving this to any golfer who tends to “blow up” when his day is not going well. That advantage is that it is not real dynamite. Some people just take the game a little too seriously and those people should not be allowed to possess real explosives.
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Leaving your average plunger next to your toilet just advertises the fact that you blow that thing up on a regular basis. These plungers will do the same job of getting your toilet functioning again while all your guests think you are athletic. The advantage to the baseball-themed plunger is that if the toilet isn’t cooperating, that bat in your hand may come in awfully handy.
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A doorstop is a simple way to secure your room when traveling. But why settle for a simple doorstop that has no other use when you can have this golfer’s doorstop? Now you can spend hours practicing your putting rather than sitting around bored or drinking yourself silly at the hotel bar while fantasizing about meeting a beautiful woman. Of course if you don’t give the hotel lounge a shot all you will ever do is be up there playing with your putter.
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