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This map envelope concept uses an image from Google Maps to pinpoint the exact location of the sender. Amusing, but I can see a whole line of offbeat postcards with this theme. Instead of some picturesque scene, you get a satellite image of the exact location of the crappy convenience store or hotel lobby where you bought it.

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Move your Simpsons and Star Wars figures, to the side.  You need a little space to show your Google allegiance with all 12 Android toys.  Though not equipped with Kung Fu grip, the Androids do have movable heads and arms, and isn’t that the next best thing?

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google slinky

Man, I didn’t even know Google had a store filled with all kinds of branded schwag. I suppose that it shouldn’t be surprising—it’s just another part of their plan to take over the world. Every time you push the slinky down stairs, spin the yo-yo or play a game of dominoes all you see is google, Google, GOOGLE!

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anti googlevan shirt

From Fashionably Geek: So you squat down to take a dump in the street and BAM! That’s when the Google Street View car shows up. Wear this shirt to block Google and protect yourself from being photographed. Also available in bumper sticker form.

Product Page: T-Shirt ($12) Bumper Sticker ($5)

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Not surprisingly, this Google version of a cornhole game board is not available for purchase since it was a custom job for the company. However, it does illustrate CornHoleShop.com’s ability to add corporate logos and custom graphics to personalize your cornhole gaming experience. Personally, I think it is time someone got a board with an ass painted on it. The game is called cornhole after all.

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From Fashionably Geek: Pirating the high seas has certainly changed thanks to the iPhone and Google. Unfortunately, the iPhone design and software isn’t very hook-friendly.

Product Page ($20 / T-Shirt)