“Merciless” the Gargoyle Light Brings a Subtle Charm to Any Room

The thing I like best about the “Merciless” Gargoyle Wall Sculpture is that it is subtle. Something than can blend in easily with the rest of your normal, everyday, non-gothic castle decor.
Seriously though, this amazingly detailed sculpture is the work of artist Gary Chang and accepts a standard 40-watt bulb.
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Skeleton Table: That’s a Fine Way to Treat Your Ancestors!

This “Ancestor” Skull Table gives us a glimpse into what Hell must be like. Condemned to a life of servitude where you must hold up Satan’s beer and remotes for an eternity.
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Speculum Wall Mirror: A Terrifying Vision of Death…and Buttcheeks

The Latin inscription around the speculum mirror translates thusly: “all things must change, and we with them.” The woman gazes into the mirror only to find a horrifying vision of the future staring back at her. Unfortunately, the intensity of this work is lost in the shadow of two prominent buttcheeks.
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