grenade

I’ve seen a Halo spike grenade replica or two over the last few years, but this just might be the first available for sale. It’s a one-of-a-kind fan-made item, but you might be able to score it for a decent price. With a day left it’s still at $150.

The replica is 38-inches long and made out of PVC, aluminum (not sharpened), smooth-on urethane and faux leather.

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grenade-screwdriver-kit

Your neighbors will know you are doing serious work when you pull this grenade out. Pop open the bottom chamber for access to all the screwdriver bits and remove the pin section of the grenade off to access the chuck. That famous grenade shape provides you with a nice slip free surface to grip it. Check it out in full screwdriver mode after the break.

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grenade-decorations

Nothing is going to brighten up your Christmas like half a dozen grenades. In keeping with the spirit of the season, they are all a nice and shiny chrome color. It may seem more festive if they were red and green, but that isn’t really in keeping with the grenade spirit.

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grenade soap

When this grenade goes off, it will blow dirt and grime away and allow you to keep your hands and life, something that can’t be said for it’s more volatile brethren.

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love-grenade-bank

If you are a bit of a pacifist, then this Love Grenade Bank is probably the only grenade you will own. Throw this ceramic weapon and the only thing your target will end up with is the pile of change you have saved in it.

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pistol-instrument-cable

If your guitar is the weapon, then your amps and instrument cables are the ammo that will help fire a barrage of melodies at your audience. You can visualize this even more clearly when your cables and connectors have mini pistols and grenades on them. But if you’re using a 10 watt amp, your firepower will be more like a peashooter than a rocket launcher. An additional image is available after the break.

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grenade-lamp.jpg

Blow darkness away with this ruggedly masculine desktop grenade lamp. Notice that it is thoroughly camouflaged—just in case you need to do a little nighttime reading while stalking your enemy through the woods.

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complaint.JPG

If I had to sit behind a desk all day and listen to people gripe about their particular problem, then the fact that this sign is just a novelty just might not be good enough. How hard would it really be to get a working replacement?

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