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As long as you are outdoors cooking up hamburgers and hot dogs, using those same food groups to make it an enjoyable experience is a great idea. These weighted hamburgers and hot dogs will keep your table cloth from blowing away and taking all your condiments and side dishes with it. They will also make your mouth water, these very well may be better looking than anything that comes off your grill.
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Use the force to fight against charred weenies with the stainless steel Weenie Wing Commander. And while you have the grill going Marsha Mello (pictured after the break) will handle your dessert with her ample bosom.
Football fans are a loyal bunch. There is no way to pry them away from the television on weekends, unless you let them grill with these utensils. The football field spatula, helmet tongs and football scrub brush will add a little fun to your winter grilling.
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It looks as though the Roast My Weenie concept has gotten even more phallic with this Big Boy BBQ Skewer. Plus, you can take great pleasure in telling guests to stand back because you have a big hot weiner and you don’t want to poke anyone’s eyes out.
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They say you should never talk politics—especially at the dinner table. Now you can let your beef do the campaigning for you thanks to these political party steak branding irons. For example, if you are a die hard Democrat, invite your Republican friends over and serve them the best steak of their lives—branded with the donkey of course. With any luck, from that point forward they will forever associate your party with delicious, juicy beef products.
And if that doesn’t work, just brand em’ in the ass.
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For those of you who don’t already know, May is national BBQ month. And that can mean only one thing—beef and beer every day of the week. Be prepared with this Gas-Grill shaped BBQ condiment set. It holds your ketchup, mustard, salt and pepper as well as your relish thanks to a little ceramic tray on top that can be covered up to prevent contamination by filthy, filthy bugs.
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There is nothing that odd about a DC powered grill. But I do object to the description of Drive “n” Grill. You really cook while you are driving? I think there are enough cell phones, DVD players, iPod’s and makeup in cars without the smell of some burgers to distract you as well. You may think that people would know better, unfortunately that is not true for all.
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I think this nicely teed up Golf Ball Barbeque Grill would look better on any deck than some black monstrosity that is typically there. Not only do you get this cool look, you get 363 sq. inches of cooking area.
If you are an excellent griller, you can finally have full control over a golf ball. Something to feel good about after finishing your morning round in the triple digits.
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An apron with inflatable boobs would be the perfect gift for a guy with a sense of humor that enjoys grilling. Just don’t be surprised to find him playing with his titties when he thinks no one is looking.
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Tailgating at a NASCAR race? This Racing Helmet Grill is the perfect accessory. Better a nice helmet look than the usual ugly steel tub, even if it is basically just a paint job. Those burgers will taste just as good as they always have.
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