Musical Grim Reaper Dog Toy is Huggable, Squeezable Doom

This plush Grim Reaper stands at 9″ tall and plays spooky music when squeezed. Careful though—nibbling on Death all the time may convert your once docile dog to the dark side.
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Groovy Death Action Figure

 
The whole getup for this Groovy Death action figure is just pure 70’s: the psychedelic robe, the gold chain and the afro. The little groovy death dog is just a bonus. I can hear Adam Carolla’s voice every time I look at these action figures.
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Ass Reaper Hot Sauce

If you don’t think the name of the Ass Reaper Hot Sauce gives you an idea of how hot it is, then the skull dressed as the grim reaper may clue you in. And you had better hope your ass can handle it the next morning because if eating it wasn’t painful, the aftermath certainly [...]