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You may not be able to play a lick on the guitar, but you can still harness the power of rock to become a virtuoso pancake and burger flipper. Plus you’ll have a spatula made out of the same material as most rockstars’ girlfriends. You’re halfway there!
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You may have given up on your dreams of being a rock star to start a family in the burbs, but that doesn’t mean you have to eliminate music from your life entirely. Even when you are grilling in the backyard, you can still rock out with this guitar-shaped cutting board. It even has channels on the side to channel all the blood an gristle away from the meat.
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If your guitar is the weapon, then your amps and instrument cables are the ammo that will help fire a barrage of melodies at your audience. You can visualize this even more clearly when your cables and connectors have mini pistols and grenades on them. But if you’re using a 10 watt amp, your firepower will be more like a peashooter than a rocket launcher. An additional image is available after the break.
In an age where you can press a button on a phone or glance at a widget on a desktop, it’s nice to know there is still room for oddly shaped thermometers when it comes to checking the temperature outside.
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From Fashionably Geek: These instruments may only measure 5″ long, but both the violin and the guitar are packed with 8 classic songs that you can play on demand. The tempo can be controlled by strumming with the bow or plucking the strings with your fingertips.
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Combine your love of music with your skateboarding. Remember proper foot positioning for each trick you want to do by equating it with finger positioning for various notes on the guitar. If you are looking for the colored buttons that you equate with a guitar these days, then I am afraid you are out of luck. Guitar Hero mastery means nothing to either the guitar or skateboarding.
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This is just what you need, another reason to drink even more. Every time you open a bottle you hear a little riff. Since a short guitar riff is just not going to satisfy your need for a little rock you will just have to keep polishing those beers off as fast as possible so you can hear a little more.
If you insist on playing real instruments in the age of Guitar Hero, you can get the band in the Halloween spirit with these animated Dracula guitar picks.
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Do your best impression of Pete Townshend at the end of a Who concert and kill flies at the same time with this Guitar Fly Swatter. That really makes me wonder if that is what his aggression was directed at in the first place. Could his antics have simply been attempts at killing a slew of insects onstage?
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Take a mundane chore, like slicing lemons for some mixed drinks, and turn it into fun by doing it on this cutting board. It is amazing that just making the cutting board in the shape of a guitar can change your whole outlook. Each slice will be just like strumming on the strings. About the worst problem you will have is that you may have more drinks than you planned on just to get rid of all the slices you have cut. And that is not really such a bad thing.
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