Unhappy Hour Gum Washes Away the Puke…and the Shame
Last night boy…whew! Things are fuzzy, but you seem to recall eating what you thought was a hot dog and then washing it down with about a gallon of moonshine. Either way, you woke up in the woods covered in puke. Forget about the Orbit and wash out that dirty mouth with this Unhappy Hour [...]
Gum Ball Machine Belt Buckle
The Gum Ball Belt Buckle can be a very exciting gadget, but it can have some serious drawbacks as well. It would be nice to get myself a gum ball from a young lady wearing one of these like that pictured above. On the other hand, if I am wearing it, I do not want [...]
Chewing Gum Holder
There are people, and I would say predominantly kids, who will stick their gum underneath tables and other furniture to save it for future use. Someone was kind enough to make a product to tame those savages. These ceramic Gum Holders give them a place to store their gum. Obviously even gross habits can be [...]
Shakespearean Insult Gum
This product has it all. Cool little Shakespearean books, each containing two gumballs. Each one also contains a nice Shakespearean styled insult. Your supposed beneficence and highbrow tastes will immediately be downgraded once they reach the insult. Your one chance of putting one over on them is if they do not quite understand what they [...]
