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From That’s Nerdalicious!: This gum can take you out to the ball game anytime, anywhere since it features the three staple flavors you’ll find at any ballpark in America—beer, hot dogs and peanuts.
Of course, the product hasn’t been released yet, so there’s no telling whether or not the flavors are accurate. Moreover, it would be interesting to find out what all three flavors tasted like together. My guess is something between Play-Doh and vomit that contains the remnants of beer, peanuts and hot dogs.
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This is just one of those cap-popping prank gum packs, but I don’t see how you could fool someone with it. Who in their right mind would accept a piece of Fright: Cock Mint Chewing Gum Game?
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This digital candy gum features fruity DVD, digital camera, portable gaming and keyboard/mouse flavors. My guess is that the ingredients and nutrition facts probably aren’t much different than the actual gadgets.
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Last night boy…whew! Things are fuzzy, but you seem to recall eating what you thought was a hot dog and then washing it down with about a gallon of moonshine. Either way, you woke up in the woods covered in puke. Forget about the Orbit and wash out that dirty mouth with this Unhappy Hour Gum. It is made for situations like these.
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The Gum Ball Belt Buckle can be a very exciting gadget, but it can have some serious drawbacks as well. It would be nice to get myself a gum ball from a young lady wearing one of these like that pictured above. On the other hand, if I am wearing it, I do not want to have to tell the large, hairy biker that he can’t get himself a piece. That is a situation I would rather avoid.
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There are people, and I would say predominantly kids, who will stick their gum underneath tables and other furniture to save it for future use. Someone was kind enough to make a product to tame those savages. These ceramic Gum Holders give them a place to store their gum. Obviously even gross habits can be an opportunity to make a buck.
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This product has it all. Cool little Shakespearean books, each containing two gumballs. Each one also contains a nice Shakespearean styled insult. Your supposed beneficence and highbrow tastes will immediately be downgraded once they reach the insult. Your one chance of putting one over on them is if they do not quite understand what they are reading, but what fun is an insult if they don’t get it?
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