Condom Gun: A Loaded Gun For Your Loaded Weapon
It may just be a conceptual product at this point, but I can’t imagine that there is any self respecting male that wouldn’t feel just a little cooler when he pulls this gun out. The first reason is that it may be the last time you need a condom for a while, the second is [...]
Smoking Gun: Perfect Metaphor For Smoking’s Dangers
You know smoking is bad for you, but the Smoking Gun really brings home the idea of just how bad it is for you. Like sticking a loaded gun in your mouth, you might say. Well, the designer of this smoking accessory seems to have captured the chances you are taking perfectly. And with that [...]
Glitter Gun: Weapon of Mass Fabulousness
There is a new sheriff in town, and he is wearing a sequined jumpsuit and a bedazzled ten gallon hat. His weapon of choice? A fearsome gun that shoots bursts of glitter. Be very afraid.
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Disguster Gun: A Full Clip of Burping, Farting, and Puking
Here is a toy that is sure to be a hit with the kids (and some extremely immature adults). With a pull of the trigger, the Fart Disguster Gun will unleash an unholy barrage of burping, farting, and puking sounds the likes of which you have not yet seen.
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Packin’ Heat!
Let me just say that it would be a damn shame if you were to get blown away by a cop whilst reaching for a hand warmer shaped like a gun.
A quick snap will provide 20 minutes of warmth —plus you can submerge it in a pot of boiling water for a quick “recharge” [...]
Silly String Rifle Lays The Hammer Down
With all of the fancy water guns and laser shooting toys out there, we often forget about good old silly string. Think of the fun that could be had with a silly string rifle. You will surely decimate all that lay in your path.
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The Pistol Clock
The Pistol Clock is a tiny revolver paperweight with a clock in the handle. Hey, why not.
Too bad it’s not an actual working gun because a device that could kill intruders and make sure you are on time for work in the morning would be an example of convergence at it’s best.
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Shotgun Shell Bottle Cooler
Celebrate your manliness with the Shotgun Shell Bottle Cooler. The 3″ magnum shell will keep your drink cold and scare off unwanted visitors. Plus, there is little chance someone would confuse their feminine little bottle cooler with this masculine piece of ammunition.
I would suggest not trying to use this with a wine cooler. It’s just [...]
Scarface Machine Gun Table Lamp
There are other gun lamps out there, But you aren’t going to do any better than a Scarface lamp that includes a machine gun. A couple bullets on the base will make you feel like you could actually grab that lamp and scare off an intruder with thoughts of Tony Montana in your head. Just [...]
