Shoot a Pickle Down a Hallway With the Pickle-Pult
Why throw your pickle down a hallway when you can shoot it? This pickle-pult will send screaming kosher dills hurtling through the air with a simple pull of the trigger. It’s fun, but it could lead to some awkward intimate moments with your promiscuous lady friend.
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Redneck Shootin’ Rest For Highway Hunting
Obviously, a gun mount for your pickup window is intended only as a novelty product, but I would be willing to bet that there is more than one redneck out there that would think this is a great idea.
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You Don’t Need Charm To Get a Pirate’s Pants Off…You Need a Gun
Now here is a dumbass toy that will be amusing for a minute or two. Using your “happy baby” inscribed infrared light gun, you can drop this pirate’s pants with one good shot on his belt. He seems to enjoy it too, because he lets out a cackle when he drops trou (pirate foreplay). Check [...]
Shocking Gun Laser Pointer: Does Anyone See a Problem Here?
Pull down on the hammer and this gun functions as a laser pointer. Pull on the trigger and you will get a nasty shock. Hmmm…a realistic looking gun with a laser that shocks people. Nope, don’t see any potential problems there!
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Shotgun Lighter: You Have the Right to Bear Arms in Flavor Country
In the flavor country constitution, the first amendment is the right to smoke anytime, anywhere. You also have the right to own guns—so long as you are smoking when you shoot them. This double barrel shotgun lighter can help you fulfill both of those requirements. Just pull the trigger and watch as a flame jumps [...]
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