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The product page says: “Pink is the color of fantasy. Our model, Chicken, looks like her mind is elsewhere when she wears this wig — somewhere in a land of cotton candy and pinwheels where the air smells like sugar kisses”. I’d say that looks more like a cat that’s about to rip your face off for putting a dumbass wig on her head and then taking pictures of it.
Product Page: ($50)
Find out what happens when a man invites 10 strangers to rock a perm in modern NYC. Published through Blue Q, the perm is described on their product site as “the most dangerous haircut ever conceived.” And that is no joke my friends—just look at that guy on the cover of the book. When he is not kicking your ass he is rollin’ in his IROC-Z and jammin’ to Vanilla Ice. Features before and after pics. An example is available after the break.
Going bald? Not to worry. This Inconspicuous Toupee will have you back on the top of your game in no time. I mean just look at this guy – he’s the picture of rugged masculinity.
Product Page ( $6.95 )
Cowboy Boot Sideburns – great for formal occasions and first dates. Also the perfect accessory to these Stylish Mustaches.
Product Page ( $6 )
