If you plan to survive the zombie apocalypse, you’re going to need a hammer. Specifically, you need the Dead On Annihilator Superhammer. What makes it so useful? It has a bottle-opener. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a stash of bottled beverages. You can also use the chisel to smash through tile, brick, and concrete. That’s helpful for removing obstacles and bashing in zombie heads. The handy tool also includes a wrench and demolition axe. Yeah, take that Swiss army knife.
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What makes the “Wise Hammer” so smart? Not only does it have a heavy metal bit for hitting nails, it also has a built-in stud finder to prevent you from hanging a 70 lb picture from drywall. That’s smart, but true genius will come when they design a hammer with a “finger avoidance system”. That will be the one everyone wants.
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No one will know whether these hammer shaped coat hooks were placed into the wall on purpose or just a result of your hitting your thumb one too many times. In the end it makes no real difference, those hammers that are stuck in the wall are positioned perfectly to accept any manner of hanging goods.
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This piggy bank captures the very second that the hammer hits it before it shatters. Save your money in it knowing that you could take it all out with a single, well struck blow with a hammer. Of course after purchasing it you may have no pennies left to save.
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The “Personal Hammer and Stake” is a bizarre wooden creation from the folks at WoodMarvels. Made up of several thin layers of plywood and personalized for the user, this hammer and stake set can be mounted close by in case of a vampire emergency.
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When someone gives you a gift they really hope you get a lot of use out of it. Give someone this set of tools that are actually bottle openers and they will be sure to. They may think it is just a small set of tools when they first open it, and that would require them to do a lot of work they were not really up for. But when they find out they are all bottle openers, they may just invite you to join them in christening the set. That works out well for all involved. Each tool is made of iron so these things will remove caps like nothing else.
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Fall is the time of year when there is lots to be done around the house, but also the time of year that football games are on every weekend. If you want them to get anything done, let them watch one game and then hand them this hammer. He can go feel like the winning quarterback and you can get that fence repaired. Could be the best investment you ever make.
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Computer novice or expert, there are times when a hammer just seems like the best option to fix that screwy problem. You can use this Foam Hammer to fix that problem, and not create a pile of junk at the same time. I would consider it stress relief without the pangs of regret afterward.
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