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Add some testosterone to your hangers by using an axe. Now you’ll have a place to hang your plaid when you come home after a day of modeling for Bounty wrappers or digging the Grand Canyon with your trusty sidekick, Babe the Blue Ox.

Product Page: ($19.99)

Thankfully, someone has liberated the cursor from its 2D prison so it can be used for hanging and identifying you as a computer nerd. The index finger is still the only one in the air, so it must be grateful.

Product Page: ($19.99 via The Awesomer)

Some genius decided that airplanes had the perfect shape to hang shirts and coats from. Combine that with the similarities between the words hangar and hanger and you also have a delicious play on words. The only problem is that these aren’t available as actual products; they were instead designed as a tribute to the closing of the Tempelhof Airport in Berlin. Either way, I bet Douglas didn’t see this coming when they designed the DC-3.

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gunhook

Nobody will question your dedication to firepower when you come home and hang your coat, hat or bandoleer on a resin gunhook. And although the unmanly colors suggest that they were dipped in Paas Easter egg dye at some point, you can be sure that guests would have to have some large balls or no brain to bring it up.

Product Page: (1,600 Yen, or about $17)

pipe-work-coat-rack

Spread the industrial look around your place and harness the hanging power of pipes without the threat of leaks or flooding with these “Pipe Rack Series” coat racks.  These powder coated copper pipes feature four hooks made from brass fittings and measure 10cm x 82.5cm x 10cm.  Now when you have 50 lbs of coats, hats and purses your exposed pipes won’t be able to mock you from the ceiling. Who’s laughing now you bastards?

Product Page: (£74.95 or about $108 each)