You may appreciate the cool breeze that the little blue man’s member is providing, but you can only imagine what the women think when he breaks this thing out. Their real fear will be when they try to gently extricate themselves from the situation by giving him a little tap on the nose, which just happens to be the on/off switch.
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Happy Man is very excited to open any bottle for you. You might think that smile would turn into a frown as you use his appendage to rip the cap off a bottle, but there is no change in expression at all. One caveat to keep women from being disillusioned: the happy man’s features are not to scale.
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Anywhere you have a use for a magnet is one more place you can use a Bacon Magnetic Strip. You can choose between fatty and meaty who are happy or scared. Each strip can be appropriate for hanging up different objects.
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