Earlier this month we brought you the Beer Glove to ensure a sure grip on your brew. Now you can have the same peace of mind with a festive holiday flair thanks to the Christmas Drinking Glove. Hey, professional bowlers have a glove, and so should professional drinkers. Don’t go to your next holiday party looking like an amateur.
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What kind of person does it take to invent a glove that helps you keep your hand warm, secure your beer, and keep it cold? A drunk with an entrepreneurial spirit? Possibly. One thing is for sure though, the parties responsible are beer lovers that realize people will buy anything —regardless of how stupid it is. (Amusingly enough, that is the same principle we follow when writing articles for Nerd Approved.)
Each glove features a Mica-Flex acrylic that stretches to accommodate almost any size hand, raised ink on palm fabric for a sure grip, and a beer glove logo so you know you are getting an official product. Available in a wide assortment of colors.
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The warning label on this novelty wine case reads: “Warning: May Cause Immediate Affection Towards Others.” Amusing, but waking up in bed with your boss and her husband with the taste of peanut butter in your mouth is certainly no laughing matter.
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The way I see it, if you are using the wine to get her into bed, you might as well kill two birds with one stone and pick up a few bottles of this Australian Kama Sutra wine. Each grape varietal features a different position for you to try – and it comes complete with instructions.
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So you indulge yourself with a few pieces of Jack Daniels brand fudge and the next thing you know you’re sitting on a donkey in Mexico with nothing but a pair of boots on.
As you might suspect, each piece is laced with JD to give it that extra kick. Plus the treat was developed by Gardiners – a family owned business that recently won a Scottish Food and Drink Excellence Award. Wow, a taste award from the same country that brought us haggis. Delicious.
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So little Billy slips a cocktail into his lunchbox to take the edge off math. One thing leads to another and he wakes up after naptime next to the ugliest girl in the class. Little Billy just got his first taste of alcohol – and his first lesson in beer goggles.
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Have a wicked hangover? The Hangover From Hell Cooling Eye Mask can help. Just throw it into the freezer for 10 – 15 minutes and then slip it over your eyes for instant relief.
Believe me, it’s a much better approach to easing pain than reaching for another beer.
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Something about it being the weekend brings out the drinking gadgets. And what better gadget do you want at your barbecue than the Ice Kabob tray. I’d rather have an Ice Kabob in my drink than an umbrella. Personally, I think the effect would be more pronounced if you add just a little food coloring to the water before freezing.
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Combine your love of gambling with the opportunity to drink shot after shot. Usually, when gambling, I like to hit early and just ride it from there on out. Hitting my numbers as many times as possible is always the goal. In this game, while that may be fine for a while, sooner or later you are going to be begging for the wheel to land on someone else’s numbers.
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When you wake up in a dumpster with nothing but a pair of boots on after a night of binge drinking, you’ll pray to just about anything to make that hangover ( and the rash ) go away. That’s where St. Vivian comes in.
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