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The Purrfect Cat Opener is described as a “pill splitter, medicine bottle opener, foil piercer, tab puller, soda can opener all in one.” It’s easy to grip, inexpensive, and it will help you get at those sweet little “medicinal” miracles lickety-split.
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A Stoner’s Guide To Investing:
1. Never put your money in a commercial bank. The Government uses that money to fund secret experiments on aliens, whales, and drifters. Money is safer in a sock under your bed or in a bank like the one pictured above.
2. Put your money into the herbs and Cheetos markets. They have a nearly identical pattern of growth for some strange reason.
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Inside this box is eight pieces of cinnamon gum, which in and of itself is not that interesting. However, notice that the box features an image of a palm with a joint in it. In essence, the box is “disguised” as part of your hand, which can make things interesting for anyone you offer gum to. Anyone with a severe case of farsightedness that is.
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Put down the weed for a second because you will need every remaining brain cell blazing to defeat your opponent with this chess set from Stonerware. The set includes all 32 pieces in the shape of bongs, bowls, joints, pot leafs and more.
Plus, if you don’t know how to play you could always learn thanks to the instructional book included with the game. All you have to do is focus. Good luck with that.
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Who better to remind us to take our meds than a coked up crackpot? Plus, if you look in the background you can see a picture of “mother.” Hilarious.
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