From Fashionably Geek: This hand-crocheted Bender hat from Etsy seller Cheewawamomma is has got to be the greatest thing you could ever wear on your head—even better than Zoidberg and Cthulhu (which are kind of the same thing really).
That’s why it’s baffling that this hat isn’t up for sale—she could make a killing. On the plus side you could inquire about having one custom made. While your at it, you might want to ask her for one of the Bender toilet paper cozies pictured after the break.
What’s lamer than being an actual magician? This Top Hat Ice Bucket will let you pretend to be a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat every time someone needs some ice for their drink.
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This whiskey drinking game includes common items that were found in the Wild West- cowboy boots, a moonshine jug, a cowboy hat and a dreidel. The dreidel may not seem to fit in with the other items, but give it a spin and do what it says. Odds are you will be drinking a shot, the only question is which of the oddly shaped drinking vessels you are required to use.
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At first glance, you may think: “Big deal, it’s an ugly hat riding cow udders…Useless”. But that’s before you realize that the cap can be removed to reveal a fine smelling candle with a 40 hour burn time. You’ll be sorry you insulted the hat next time you need to keep warm or mask a noxious funk…Utterly useful.
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Making a snowman is a time honored tradition. But coming up with a carrot, charcoal, a corncob pipe and a proper hat is not was easy today as it may have been in the past. This kit will give you everything you need in one box so that your kids won’t be disappointed when they are looking for the final pieces to the snowman they spent hours building.
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A perfect vase for those that are not always so quick at replacing wilting flowers. When filled with flowers it looks very nice on your wall. When not filled with flowers, it will look right at home hanging on the wall with all your other hats. Luckily, it is made of porcelain which will hold the water instead of denim that would just make a mess all over the floor.
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From Fashionably Geek: Everywhere you go wearing this disco ball hat turns into a party.
DMV? Party.
School? Party.
Party? You had better believe that’s a party.
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A cowboy would have to love this horseshoe shaped flask. It’s petite size may make it a little feminine but I don’t think those tough westerners will be able to pass up anything that has a cowboy hat as a lid. Two ounces of liquor out on the range is better than no liquor at all.
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If Elvis was alive and down on his luck, chances are he would roll into the nearest bank sporting this Robber Elvis Half Hat. However, a morbidly obese dude lumbering into a bank wearing this and a sequined jumpsuit with matching pistol might be a little conspicuous.
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The first Spider-Pig product I have seen. I expect there will be many more in the future. The hat is of course based on what was probably the funniest part of The Simpsons Movie. You can be sure to get a lot of comments when you wear this out.
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