At first glance, you may think: “Big deal, it’s an ugly hat riding cow udders…Useless”. But that’s before you realize that the cap can be removed to reveal a fine smelling candle with a 40 hour burn time. You’ll be sorry you insulted the hat next time you need to keep warm or mask a noxious funk…Utterly useful.
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Making a snowman is a time honored tradition. But coming up with a carrot, charcoal, a corncob pipe and a proper hat is not was easy today as it may have been in the past. This kit will give you everything you need in one box so that your kids won’t be disappointed when they are looking for the final pieces to the snowman they spent hours building.
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A perfect vase for those that are not always so quick at replacing wilting flowers. When filled with flowers it looks very nice on your wall. When not filled with flowers, it will look right at home hanging on the wall with all your other hats. Luckily, it is made of porcelain which will hold the water instead of denim that would just make a mess all over the floor.
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From Fashionably Geek: Everywhere you go wearing this disco ball hat turns into a party.
DMV? Party.
School? Party.
Party? You had better believe that’s a party.
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A cowboy would have to love this horseshoe shaped flask. It’s petite size may make it a little feminine but I don’t think those tough westerners will be able to pass up anything that has a cowboy hat as a lid. Two ounces of liquor out on the range is better than no liquor at all.
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If Elvis was alive and down on his luck, chances are he would roll into the nearest bank sporting this Robber Elvis Half Hat. However, a morbidly obese dude lumbering into a bank wearing this and a sequined jumpsuit with matching pistol might be a little conspicuous.
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The first Spider-Pig product I have seen. I expect there will be many more in the future. The hat is of course based on what was probably the funniest part of The Simpsons Movie. You can be sure to get a lot of comments when you wear this out.
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I have to wonder if there are some products made just so you have something stupid to give someone. You know, for that person who doesn’t really seem to need anything. I would place the Spam Hat in that category. I am sure there are a number of events that a mystery meat hat would be perfect for, I am not quite sure what they are, but I need to steer clear of them.
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Leave this hat around at your next party. Some people may think it would be real amusing to put it on making them the life of the party. And it is at that point you know that it is time for them to go. What other use would you have for a hat that has an iridescent mug, silver lame handle and berber fleece froth?
Now before you run to buy this, just be aware that the sunglasses are not included with the hat.
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