If you thought exercise was scary before, take a look at these kettlebells with demon faces. On the plus side, they look cool enough that they can serve as a decorative piece—no need to actually lift them.
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According to the product page, this hand warmer can “cure arthritis, lumbago and headache, cervical vertebra disease, chilblains…etc.” But why stop there? Try it with a cold! Try it with the flu! Try it with the clap! Not only does it have a cool Nightmare Before Christmas theme, it is also the greatest medical gadget ever invented.
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Chances are you are either on a diet, considering going on a diet or in denial about how fat you really are. This diet piggy employs the time-honored method of shame to reverse that ever expanding waistline. Just place him in the fridge and whenever you open the door it will grunt—reminding you lay off the fatty foods.
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Damn this enlarged prostate! I can no longer enjoy my active, water drinking lifestyle! (*squeeze* *squeeze*)
If that sounds like you, a few squeezes of this stress prostate will provide you with a small measure of relief.
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The pens in this set are authentic replicas of a human artery—right down to the heart-stopping plaque. Each pen features one healthy artery and one clogged artery to remind you that your doom could be only one bacon cheeseburger away.
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This microwaveable, spice-filled moose can help melt away tension with a blend of aromatherapy and hot or cold muscle treatment. If a little heat is in order, chuck him in the micro for 90 seconds. If you want a little cool soothing action, put him in the freezer for an hour. Now that is stupid. Check out that look on the model’s face by the way. “I turned down a job in porn for this?”
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Why store condoms in your wallet when you can keep them safe in one of these retro-inspired brushed steel condom cases? The best part is that they double as a pill case so you have convenient access to your sex AND drugs. Now all you need is some rock.
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Dealing with all of your issues on daily basis can get old fast. Tackling each problem is certainly one way to deal with it. Don’t even think about problems anymore. Just a couple denial pills and you can take the easy way out.
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What do you think of when you see a frog? Water of course. So why not shape a child-friendly humidifier like a frog? Rather than some lifeless box spewing out steam you can have a frog breathing smoke for your kid’s rooms. That has to be better, doesn’t it? Or could it just lead to frog nightmares? As a bonus, it is whisper quiet, unlike a real frog.
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I know what you’re thinking…cowboy boots, a gun, and sexy feminine curves. You sick bastards!
Actually, Cathy here is a recurring character from the work of artist Ron English that makes a statement against the dairy industry’s use of bovine growth hormones. Unfortunately, only 450 pieces were made and they are probably long gone by now. Still, a product as hilariously weird as this cannot be ignored.
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