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love-the-heart-shaped-toilet

If you want to honor your true love in a bizarre, twisted way, pick up this heart shaped toilet seat and be sure to include the optional initial carvings. Now everytime you wipe, you can think of him.

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golden-heart

In most cases, giving your love interest this 13 x 15 x 14cm. golden heart with a little storage area inside would probably result in a heaping helping of loneliness with a restraining order on the side. One possible exception being if you’re involved in some bizarre goth relationship where bongs, black clothing, and anatomical / medical themed items are the only true expression of love.

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