You can’t pretend your ex-boyfriend is in Hell unless there is some fire around. Burn that condemned bastard in effigy while you enjoy the cinnamon scent of the candle. Burn , baby, burn indeed.
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Back in December I came across a website selling reserved spaces in Heaven. After all, it’s not easy to get into Heaven, so it makes sense to secure your spot early. However, it has just come to my attention that the same site is now offering a similar set of travel packages to Hell. But my question is: do you really need to spend $16 for an all access VIP pass? First of all, they claim that space is limited, but I have to think that Hell has plenty of room. Plus, no matter who you buy it for, they are probably heading there on a free pass anyway.
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Are you fat, greedy, lazy, vengeful, vain, slutty, or jealous? Now you can accessorize with your sin of choice thanks to these Seven Deadly Sins Wristbands.
And if your Lindsay Lohan you just need to put on a few pounds and you can collect the whole set!
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This lamp has got it all folks – it’s unique, creepy, and cool looking. Whether you purchase it for it’s moral message, or you need something kitschy to decorate the room where you have sex with prostitutes, the Dammed Lamp has you covered.
“This lampshade appears as a hovering mass of ornaments, opulent and bombastic. when viewed more closely it dissolves into single bodies, which are twisted in fear and seem to be frozen in mid-fall. their rhythmic order becomes slightly perplexing and finally renders the bodies an ornament. softly, the fleshy parts of the bodies, legs and stomachs reflect the light. because of the shadows the bodies cast on themselves, only parts of them appear in the foreground. only fragments of the lit inner part of the lamp are distinguishable. the aspects of the lit core change dramatically whenever the observer changes his position. these movements of the observer transform the stiff bodies into dynamic objects. the association with the fall of the damned, a metaphor for guilt and punishment gives the lamp a certain amount of ambivalence: is it a moralistic message, an act of formalism or both? the design of this lamp undermines several taboos imposed on design in the 20th century: it is figurative, ornamental, and narrative.”
By the way, it’s really freakin’ expensive. So you may have to move to the budget prostitutes until you get this thing paid off.
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