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Aperture Science appears to have a secret project spearheaded by robot engineer Chris Myles to develop pocket-sized personality cores.
Not one to miss out of an opportunity to pimp their products, Sanrio has also sponsored their very own Hello Kitty version.
Check out more of Cris Myles’ custom props in the video after the break.
We’ve featured Joseph Senior’s Hello Kitty mashups in the past with Doctor Who Dalek and Daft Punk versions, but this time it’s all about the Watchmen.
Check out the rest of the characters after the break.
What’s scarier than a little 2-watt speaker shaped like a vampire or a wolfman? A little 2-watt speaker shaped like Hello Kitty.
This Hello Dalek by Joseph Senior may be ultimate photographic proof of how the Daleks could have taken over the world.
If I saw this rolling down the streets in my direction, I’d surrender to the cute. Wouldn’t you?
EXTERMIN–Awwwwwww!
I’m not sure if these Daft Punk Hello Kitty figurines are one offs or if they’ll ever be made (I hope, I hope, I hope), but maybe if enough people post about them, we’ll get them made.
If nothing else, you can always make this Daft Punk helmet while you’re waiting.
(Yodaflicker via Obvious Winner via Topless Robot)
Yeah, this Hello Kitty motor oil is an actual product. Seriously Sanrio, just stop this merchandising crap right now.
It’s meant to lube engines (and the pockets of Sanrio execs) but I’ll tell you what’s gonna happen—people are going to start lubing their cats. That’s right, this is cat lube. And you don’t even want to know why people will lube their cats. All I know is, Sanrio will be sorry when the lawsuits start pouring in.
Apparently, this will be available somewhere in Japan for the equivalent of $33.
(New Launches via Boing Boing)
Yeah, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre would have been a very different movie if Leatherface went around wielding this Hello Kitty chainsaw. He would have probably Bedazzled his skin mask, worn a pink bow in his hair and sprinkled glitter over his victims before dismembering them. I don’t know which version would be more frightning.
(Hello Kitty Hell via Albotas via Neatorama)
