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home-doormat

The only other computer key that is remotely as close a match for a doormat is the Enter key. But that doormat assumes that you want people to randomly come in. This doormat simply tells people what they already knew.

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lightboxes

If your house is empty or filled with uncaring douchebags who don’t even notice when you arrive home after eight hellish hours of work, stick a welcome lightbox near your door and let technology fill the void. Now all you need is a “how was your day” light and a laugh track for all of your jokes and witty remarks. Additional designs are pictured after the break.

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