
Homer’s quotation on the flask has it just about right: alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems. As you enjoy each shot, you can use a different shot glass—each of which has Homer with a different expression (although those expressions look more of the “causing problems” variety rather than the “solutions”).
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Homer would be honored to help you open that bottle of wine whether it is an expensive vintage or the cheapest thing you could find with a cork. Plus, by raising Homer’s hands over his head you will be helping him get as much as exercise as he ever will. The preferred corkscrew for the arrested adolescents.
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It doesn’t matter what time of day it is, Homer always has beer on the brain. Haha…. alcoholism.
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