
You probably have two immediate thoughts on seeing this Plush Horse Head Wall Decoration. First: you are glad to see it on the wall rather than waking up to find it beside you in bed. Second: who hangs a horse head as a trophy? Still, it will be nice and safe up on your wall until you have the need to re-enact one of the more gruesome scenes from The Godfather.
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While I cannot give you a precise answer as to what animal this is, I will stick with a donkey. The beauty is that it doesn’t really matter. What this definitely is is a memo holder. The body holds a stack of blank memos and all you have to do is clip one in his mouth to make it obvious to the recipient that your message requires instant attention.
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It is a good thing that this horse has totally collapsed. Can you imagine trying to use a bean bag chair made out of a full sized horse who was standing? One false move and you would be the one collapsed on the floor in severe pain.
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If you are looking for protection, Trojan is a common name you will hear. These particular Trojans will give you a little more protection than a thin piece of latex. If it wasn’t for huge, wooden horses the original Trojans would likely have kicked some Greek ass. Now you can have that same fierce soldier working for you.
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This horse action figure is a true action figure. When they are sitting on a table your friends may wonder about your fascination with coconuts. They certainly won’t be envisioning a horse. But pick them up and bang them together to make the sound of a horse trotting and they will understand immediately. Unless they are poor saps who have never seen Monty Python’s Holy Grail.
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