If you participate in OCD style hand washing, you may want the reassurance of knowing that your soap is up to its antibacterial duties. Not a problem when you have a dispenser that lists credentials in the form of word definition:
” Clean – Unsoiled, unstained, unadultered, pure. Habitually free from dirt, defects and flaws. Innocent from any crime”
However, before you put your hand soap on the same level as Jesus, you should know that it only works on external dirt.
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Next time you visit the bathroom to pinch a loaf, you can sit back and let this Long Horn whisk you back to a simpler time. A time when answering nature’s call involved leaving the herd on the plains while you made a trip to the woods or a cold outhouse to curl some pipe and wipe your ass with a leaf or some tree bark. What those pioneers would have given for the indoor plumbing and two-ply you so frequently enjoy. Remember these heroes every day with this 12 x 8 x 3” steel wall mounted toilet tissue holder and your own robust 1 gun salute.
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