
Seeing this behemoth of a kite floating around the sky will scare anyone that is looking up. The rest of the sun bathers will be treated to a shadow of a shark floating over top of them. Both groups of people will be just a little skittish to go back into the water, opening up a perfect opportunity to have the ocean all to yourself. Plus you get to fly a really cool kite.
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This thing may only be 1/48 scale, but that still means it is over 7 1/2 feet tall! This is not some fragile little thing either, throw in a couple motors and you can actually launch it. If it wasn’t so damn expensive, I would send it up with no chute just to see it come crashing down. Maybe that is just a guy thing.
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Want a bottle opener you would have a real tough time losing? How about one of the few bottle-cap based kitchen decorations? Either way, the XXXL Magnetic Bottle Opener will brighten up your kitchen as nothing but a bottle-cap can and provide bottle opening chores as only something this large can.
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