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Ever hear that perverted version of the song Row, Row, Row Your Boat? Well, the idea has been borrowed to make some truly bizarre pillows.

Speaking of pillows, check out the Arm Sleeper Pillow and the Post My Pillow. Pillows have been a hot topic this week for some reason.

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usb humping gadgets

We’ve seen a lot of USB humping and crunching toys in our day, but never all in one place. But, I suppose it’s just another window display for people living in Tokyo.

Tokyomango via Gizmodo

dog-penholder

The Humping Dog Pen Holder is one of those gifts that are better to give than to receive. The poor little dog, who obviously hasn’t been neutered, will shake and wail when a pen is placed in that very private place. You would probably wail too if something was jammed into you where it didn’t belong.

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If only your life were as simple as the Humping Robot’s. His only concern is his ability to hump mechanical objects. This washing machine is a perfect example. Get yourself one of these figures and a washing machine, then all you have to do is wind him up and watch him go. Unfortunately, the washing machine pictured is not included.

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