
The Humping Dog Pen Holder is one of those gifts that are better to give than to receive. The poor little dog, who obviously hasn’t been neutered, will shake and wail when a pen is placed in that very private place. You would probably wail too if something was jammed into you where it didn’t belong.
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If only your life were as simple as the Humping Robot’s. His only concern is his ability to hump mechanical objects. This washing machine is a perfect example. Get yourself one of these figures and a washing machine, then all you have to do is wind him up and watch him go. Unfortunately, the washing machine pictured is not included.
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