Just because you aren’t into hunting doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the functional and space saving advantages offered up by a severed deer head. When you have this stag suction cupped to your mirror offering eight points of toothbrush storage and a mouth with an easily accessible tube of Colgate, you’ll understand a hunter’s true motivation.
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At some point every hunter asks themselves “How can I turn this deer’s ass into a unique, timeless treasure?” After all, that ass mocked you as you were chasing it through the woods, and invariably you were thinking of all those other deer asses that taunted you and got away. So when you finally do bag one, how do you adequately preserve and present it… by installing a monster’s head, of course!
If you haven’t been lucky this season, you can get this deer “butthead” which is a newly mounted, real white tail deer that has been combined with a mannequin head. You can pass it off as your own victory, or use it to provide hours of hysterical laughter by staring at it while getting high. Good times!
From Fashionably Geek: As many of you have heard, Sarah Palin is an NRA member and an avid hunter. Here we see her after bagging the wily and elusive Democratic Donkey. What you don’t see is the aftermath where she goes in face first, tearing at the flesh with her teeth like a starving animal. With blood dripping from her mouth, she celebrates the kill by howling at the moon.
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They say that man is the most dangerous game of them all. So, where can the hardcore hunter go after he has paid top dollar to bag himself a human or two on an obscure island in the Pacific run by an exotic, underground hunting operation? Aliens and vampires my friend…aliens and vampires. It’s not going to be easy, but you could cut corners and simply purchase the skulls to add to your trophy collection. Your hunting buddies will never know the truth. The vampire skull is pictured after the break.
If you are a hunter, the fact that these Truck Antlers have a realistic look make them a lot more desirable than alternatives like car costumes. However, with car costumes, you never have to worry about Ted Nugent barreling out of the woods wearing a loin cloth, shooting arrows through your windshield.
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