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Kill two birds with one stone by lathering up and shaving off excessive skin body hair at the same time with a refreshing bar of razor blade soap. It features a real rusty razor blade inside so make sure you have your tetanus shot up to date. And don’t worry, if you lose a nipple you can always find a replacement.
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Stick one of these spread heads on your tube of Colgate and give your kids all the thrills that come along with watching a plastic head regurgitate toothpaste night after night. But be warned, if you see your tot running to get his toothbrush next time Fluffy spits up a hairball, you can bet they’re thinking that if it comes out of an animal’s mouth, it must be minty and fresh.
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What better way to pick out bits of funnel cake and fried Snickers bars from between your teeth than a set of cotton candy flavored toothpicks? It’s the reason carnies have such a white tooth.
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