When you dry off in the morning, have you ever wondered what other part of your body (or God forbid your roommate’s body) touched the part of the towel you are currently using to wipe your face? Well, the True Clean Towel eliminates that problem by providing an easy to follow map that helps separate your towel drying into clean quadrants.
Dry off with confidence in the knowledge that that hair you just found in your mouth is from your head. You can’t put a price on that kind of piece of mind. Oh wait, yes you can…
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If you were able to get up close to the Doctor, you would notice that he smells like caramel apples. That’s because he washes off the dirt of time travel using Tardi-soap.
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The first step in overcoming a nerd’s lack of confidence in social situations is to improve hygiene. You know who you are—the kind of person that wakes up, spends 12-15 hours a day on the computer, takes meals at the computer, hits the Xbox then goes to bed. You have to work a shower in there sometime, and these soaps can help.
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Eating it is one thing, but bathing with Ramen noodles takes stretching that meager college budget to whole new levels. Not to worry though, this Ramen won’t leave you smelling like chili lime shrimp—it’s actually liquid soap packaged to look like Ramen. Although, now that I think about it, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was actually scented like your favorite flavors. This is Japan we’re talking about after all.
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Kill two birds with one stone by lathering up and shaving off excessive skin body hair at the same time with a refreshing bar of razor blade soap. It features a real rusty razor blade inside so make sure you have your tetanus shot up to date. And don’t worry, if you lose a nipple you can always find a replacement.
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Stick one of these spread heads on your tube of Colgate and give your kids all the thrills that come along with watching a plastic head regurgitate toothpaste night after night. But be warned, if you see your tot running to get his toothbrush next time Fluffy spits up a hairball, you can bet they’re thinking that if it comes out of an animal’s mouth, it must be minty and fresh.
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What better way to pick out bits of funnel cake and fried Snickers bars from between your teeth than a set of cotton candy flavored toothpicks? It’s the reason carnies have such a white tooth.
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